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Curate

Using an accept or deny mechanic, decide what games to allow into your store. Tired of seeing sequel after sequel? Turn them down! It’s all up to you

Make Hard Choices

Should your store support Linux users? What about an automatic curation system? Should your company even bother making their own games anymore? All these tough decisions and more await you.

Evolve

No industry can stay the same forever. Add and remove storefront features as you are presented with fun and interesting choices.

Accept games to your storefront and grow your business. Balance your players, developers, money, and morality to succeed!

Think running this platform is easy? Think you can do it better? Wishlist it today!

*This game does not qualify you in any way to run a business or a gaming platform. Do not use this in your resume when applying for game curation jobs. We will not be a reference for you.

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Title: Steamulator 2019
Genre: Simulation
Developer:
Mutant Entertainment Studios
Publisher:
Mutant Entertainment Studios
Release Date: 30 Jan, 2019

Minimum:

OS: Windows 7
Processor: 1.5 Ghz Intel or AMD equivalent
Memory: 512 MB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GT 730 or equivalent
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 300 MB available space

English

steamulator 2019

Has a strong feedback loop with an entertaining presentation, but is somewhat pointless. Without enough information about your choices - their positive or negative effects - the gameplay resembles an repeating crapshoot, punctuated by a sprinkling of noticeably subpar minigame clones.

Still, the great graphics, cheerful music, and fun references save what could have been flat-out bad. For that reason, I recommend Steamlulator 2019 to savvy Steam nerds - the target audience - but not much else. More development time could have made this one great, not to mention prevented bugs.. Disclosure: I'm friends with one of the conceptualizers of the game.<\/i>

Enjoyable game for the price. Simplistic in nature but a generally addictive nature will make players want to keep coming back to the game. The game has you running your own Steam storefront where you have to monitor your stats to assure they aren't too high or too low, otherwise its game over.

The game suffers from some bugs such as no matter what the event is, every time you swipe right on a card, your game count will increase by 1, even if the choice doesn't involve publishing a game to Steam and the confusing stat adjustments made in correspondence with your decisions (how does accepting games have the same positive influence on developers as when you deny them?)

Other than that, the game is fun for the buck, addicting and I'm sure to spend more time in it.. I got it specifically because I needed extra money in my cart, so EFFECTIVELY free and I expected something similar to lootbox simulator, a fun little timewaster. It's not. It's not even a timewaster. I can't bear to stick with it. I've never before so quickly uninstalled such a small game. That's not a simple insult, it's a genuine observation: it broke the record for fastest uninstall ever. Other worse games would have it beat but they had troubleshooting time on their side. It does what it does perfectly, though.. There is an option to limit fps to one called powerpoint, best game ever

Steamulator releases this Wed (1/30/19):

We're excited to release Steamulator this Wed 1/30/19

Are you tired of your favorite Game Storefront letting you down?
Think you can do a better job?
Have we got the game for you!

The legends* that brought you I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling present: Steamulator 2019 - Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge.

Curate!
Using an accept or deny mechanic, decide what games to allow into your store. Tired of seeing sequel after sequel? Turn them down! It’s all up to you.

Make Hard Choices!
Should your store support Linux users? What about an automatic curation system? Should your company even bother making their own games anymore? All these tough decisions and more await you.

Evolve!
No industry can stay the same forever. Add and remove storefront features as you are presented with fun and interesting choices.

Wishlist today

This game does not qualify you in any way to run a business or a gaming platform. Do not use this in your resume when applying for game curation jobs. We will not be a reference for you.

*According to our friends in Canada who totally exist and are not made up at all
. Update 1.1.2:
Achieves fixed

. ICBING - Belgian Waffle Update:

In order to comply with recent rulings by the Belgium Gaming Commission we made a few minor changes to the game.

We hope you enjoy!. Prices so low we must be INSANE!!!!:

Howdy Folks,

Jeff from MES here with great news for you if you're in the market for some good old fashioned entertainment! We've just launched Steamulator2019 and our showroom is overflowing! To make room for all the 2019 inventory we're having a MASSIVE BLOWOUT sale! Come down today to check out your options! For RPG lovers we've got Questr! In the market for a Multiplayer Arcade game? We've got Astro Joust! And boy howdy, if your looking to put yourself into a Parody/Satire game have we got the games for you! Check out I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling! *Slaps the hood* This bad bad boy can hold so many memes!

Come on down today!

*Mutant Entertainment is not responsible for the content of this ad. Literally this guy just showed up at the office today. We may or may not be being held against our will. Send help. Welcome:
The legends that brought you I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling present... STEAMULATOR 2018. Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge!

*Note: This game is purely for parody. You will not actually be releasing any games or making any real money. Side effects of 'Steamulator 2018' may include: nausea, upset stomach, crossed eyes, long sighs as you realize how much more you could be doing with your life, deep regret purchasing this parody game and all your life choices up to this point. I mean really... like, remember that time in high school when that thing happened to you... man, how would things have turned out if you had handled that differently... oh well, you'll never know now, but at least you can rail against the injustice of it all by complaining loudly about this "game" on the internet. Hey maybe you can even get these stupid devs fired, that would really show 'em...

If you experience any of these things for more than 4 hours, consider calling your doctor immediately, or play any real game...*

The Mutant Entertainment Studios Team. MES Complete Bundle:

Announcing the Mutant Entertainment Studios Complete Bundle!. Patch 1.0.3:
First QoL patch is now live:

Deal with the Devil triggering a card behind fixed (I think - haven't been able to reproduce after patch)
Flippy Asset - Death Floor/Ceiling are now working properly
Games published count now accurately only counts games
Mini resource icon indicators now reset properly after swiping
Minor card value tuning pass
Grammar and spelling fixes