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This weeks The world's best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter.

VALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati.

Features

1 to 4 player local couch-co-op
A massive, changing city to explore
Every playthrough is unique
Campaign and endless modes
Full controller and keyboard/mouse support
Dozens of weapons to unlock
A plethora of perks to unlock
Hundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasure
A fancy switch to turn off blood & gore
No in-game loading time, ever

How the game works

Start each playthrough with a stock mech and guns - pray that Llamazon blesses you!
Weapons and perks that you've unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon drones
There are no "health packs" - do you think this is some sort of game?!

An awesome foursome

Physics gone-wild

Take down llama scum with your special abilities

Hollywood quality CG

Llamas! Llamas everywhere!

Totally Realistic

Steam

Over 19 Steam achievements
Steam Cloud
Global leaderboards

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Title: Vicious Attack Llama Apocalypse
Genre: Action, Indie
Developer:
RogueCode (PTY) LTD
Publisher:
RogueCode (PTY) LTD
Release Date: 26 Feb, 2018

Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 7 / 8.1 / 10 (64bit)
Processor: Core i5+
Memory: 6 GB RAM
Graphics: DX11+ with SM3 support
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 4 GB available space
Sound Card: One that makes sounds

English

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HAHAHAHA i love this game. from the heavly cheesed intro to the constant cheesy one liner lama jokes.

mass lama killing at its best.

only issue its surviving long enough to get the perk upgrades and the correct weapons. still haven't found a way to regen health :'(. Take control of a miniture Titan, purging mutant warp spawned llamas in the name of our glorius Emperor of Mankind. This twin stick shooter has everything a Warhammer 40k fan could ask for... Bolters, Flamers, Kraken missles, even Helfrost weaponry... it's so rare to see that in a 40k game though.

Though it's not too high on content, it is VERY fun, and that is enough.. Fun game, well done for an indie game. Good graphics and sound, fun to play and quite challenging.Those llamas are driving me craaazy. you blow up llamas with random weapons and they bite metal pieces and your mech blows up, its fun and funny. I don't like this game very much.

It has a fun concept, and is very self-aware of it's cheesy humor. Visually, it looks nice, but it is a bit repetitive (more on that later).

The shooting is just meh. You have two guns to manage, so the aiming is slightly "off" since the weapons aim slightly to the left\/right of where you are aiming. The weapons themselves are fun, and using them a certain amount unlocks new options. You have pistols, machine guns, lasers, freeze rays, missiles (some homing), grenades, etc. Good stuff. There is even a hose, which basically just keeps the llamas at bay. The whole setup is ripe for creating an effective "build" of two weapons. However, every weapon requires reloads, and the reload time is often an eternity. Personally, I'm not a fan of the reloading (as it exists).

The worst is the fact that the llamas are faster than you, it's nearly impossible to kite and shoot them. In some of the more claustrophobic environments it can really be a pain.

My biggest issue is that the moment to moment movement and shooting just don't feel good.

You do have a dash, a slam (which is great), and a shield. The dash is kind of limp, and while it can kill llamas, it isn't very effective. On top of that, they all use energy, which drops from killed enemies. I feel like they've increased the drop rate, but it's just another annoyance IMHO. I would rather have had cooldowns. Plus, when you have the shield active, you can't pick up energy. Sometimes the effect persists for a bit after you turn it off (or so it seems), which is especially annoying.

You also have a single health bar (no health pickups) and you get perks from time to time. The droprate was all over the place and none really felt like game changers. There are unlocks here, so perhaps the good stuff is later.

My last session ended in a lab area. I was supposed to find a scientist? I think, and it was even pointed out to me. However, the area you're in was bland and everything was samey hallways and I had no clue where to go. I was low on health, and the white llamas on the white floor were chipping me down. I eventually succumbed to the llamapocalypse after running out of energy with my shield. I did not feel like going for another run.

There are more zones after the first, but I haven't seen them.

Some people may enjoy the pace, I don't think I do. Maybe it's better in co-op, but you'll need some friends and controllers.

EDIT:

Gave it another shot. Controller is much better. The lab is a piece of\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665maze. Everthing looks the same and it just doesn't make any goddamn sense. It reminds me of the sewer maze in Fester's Quest, only worse.

I think I finally found the exit, but I was spent. Cramped, llamas \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 out of every door and hole, and that stupid announcer lady screaming "Forget about the llamas!!" "Hurry Up". What the \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 do you think I'm trying to do?