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Title: Guardians of Victoria
Genre: Casual
Developer:
Tall Story Studios
Publisher:
New Reality Games
Release Date: 29 Apr, 2016
English
four processes "nw.exe" that eats all memory RAM and CPU power which can find ....
One gets the feeling that this crap crafting bitcoins, in parallel trying to run some kind of freaky game. As I write this review the game is currently under early access with patch 1.7
I don't know if the new update rendered the game unplayable, or if it was broke upon launch. Once I get into the game I get a Game Over screen within a few seconds. I am glad I only paid 0.29cents for the game, but they need to do some major fixes to this game. I wish the developer the best of luck, but I currently cannot recommend the game in it's current state. I will revisit it someday on my channel to see if the game got any better.
www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LW3jmkWUNtA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" id=\"dynamiclink_1\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LW3jmkWUNtA<\/a>. If you load the game you get an award for waiting through the loading process as it takes so long.
If you can figure out how to start a level, you win the "starter" award for being able to navigate the bad graphics.
When you start the first level you can get an award for restarting (or respawning after dying) and watching the instructions 100 times.
If you jump over the first two red buildings and then fall off the blue building, you've gone as far as you can. You win the "fall to your death" award. If you do that with a friend...it's co-op!
That's where the game ends, so you should stop trying to go farther. You can't. I'll update with more achievements if I even launch the game again. It consumes any RAM from any computer within a 10 block radius of my house.
Actually, I won't relaunch. I only paid $0.22 for the game with a 90% off coupon, but I'm still going to request a refund. Never mind, I've had so much fun trashing this game that it was worth it. In case you haven't picked up on it, this game is terrible.
**edit** I am not eligable for a refund because even though I closed the game it...it didn't close. Now I'm over 2 hours of playtime. It keeps taking my RAM and recording game time for me. Now I can't get my $0.22 back. :(. Interesting, but not very good.
Edit: Since one person didn't find this helpful, here ya go. It's sometimes slow, along with random spots (usually before a jump) where it lags hard. As a platformer game this causes some issues. Once you quit the game, it will still continue until you "End Process" in Task Manager. The process name is nw.exe as you cannot simply end application.. Absolutely broken platformer with rubbish controls! I've really enjoyed flying through platforms or not being able to jump at all in some cases. And what about that train stage? It's borderline impossible to complete! On the plus side, the sprites are fine, but that's it. Overall, avoid at all costs!. I don't really like to bash games on here to this extent but after the experience I have just had trying to play the game I think people should know how it currently plays.
This game is *very* unfinished despite claiming to be on patch 1.3 at the moment. The menus have overlapping music tracks, the buttons take 5 or 6 attempts to click, when I finally got into the game the screen stretched in weird ways over itself before dumping me onto a screen in which I could only look left and right (Tried using all three sets of movement controls from the controls screen).
On my second attempt to play the game I was able to move! (I think jumping first set it off)
I have a video below of my second attempt at playing the game to back up my claims (Yes I know I'm not very good at it, I was mainly surprised that it let me move after the first time)
www.youtube.com\/watch?v=X63g8r8lCUY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer\" id=\"dynamiclink_0\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=X63g8r8lCUY<\/a>. Whelp.
TWO hours gone.
But at least daddy didnt make me do dishesh.
Barely steampunk game.
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